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DATING

MARRIED
Farting is never an issue You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times.
He takes you out to have a good time He brings home a 6 pack and says, "What are you going to drink?"
He holds your hand in public He flicks your ear in public.
A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad A King size bed feels like an Army cot.
You are turned on at the sight of him naked You think to yourself.... "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
You enjoyed foreplay You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
You picture the two of you together, growing old You wonder who will die first.
Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy" When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
He knows what the "hamper" is The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
He understands if you "aren't in the mood" He says, "It's your job."
He understands that you have "male" friends He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
He likes to "discuss" things He develops a "blank" stare.
He calls you by name He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
He calls you during the day just to say, 'I Love You' He sends you an email to let you know he's going fishing with the guys this weekend, 'just in case he doesn't see you before then'.