to Get Your Ex-Boyfriend Back
- By using these basic, down-to-earth
strategies, anyone can get an ex-boyfriend back and turn a broken relationship
back into a loving, lasting one - or make their current relationships deeper
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Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly
do anything) about cooking, cleaning and laundry. Say, I think its time I
learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case.
Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure its real
greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop
some of everything everywhere.
While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush
first at the sink and then at the mirror.
Never ask her to get you something from the
kitchen when she's in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there
and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE
do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today."
Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues
before you drop them in the clothes hamper.
Leave yourself a trail of clothing, towels,
dishes, and everything else you put your hands on. This will ensure you never
lose your way.
Wait until she's overwhelmed with work (Weekly
Opportunity) lean in close and say, "Did you see how dusty the leaves on
your house plants are?"
Put on a TV program and them pretend to keep
falling asleep. Wake up each time she tries to change the channel and say,
"Damn it, you know how much I looked forward to watching this. Don't be so
Wait until she is totally engrossed in a movie
then tell her something is bugging you and you really need to talk about
it. Be sure its as stupid, boring, and long winded as you can make it.
Wait until she's finally lost a few pounds on
that diet. Start having uncontrollable urges for her favorite sin foods.
(Most effective between 8-10 PM) When she repeatedly declines, stick it in
her face anyway and say, "Oh stop it! A little X isn't going to hurt you."
Continue until all weight is regained. Then ask,
"Hey, you've been on that diet a long time now, how much have you lost?"
Keep calling her at work to find out what time
she plans to get home and what she plans to make for dinner. Make sure your
just not in the mood for whatever she's making.
When the opportunity arises be sure to cut the
grass in your brand new white sneakers.
When you retrieve your clothes from the closet
leave the hanger in place and pull on the clothing until the hanger is mangled
enough to allow the article to slip off.
Tell her something for the first time and act
shocked that she didn't know about it. Pout and exclaim, "And you have the
nerve to say I never listen to YOU."
When you know she's grocery shopping, disappear!
Come home just in time to watch her carry the last bag in. Grab the receipt
and say, "I'll get the rest of it for you dear." Feign surprise when she
says that's it. End with, "This is all you got for how much?"
When ogling a woman say, "Sure she's gorgeous,
but remember she's young. I remember when you looked good too."
On the odd occasion you actually clean up a
disgusting mess you made, use the best towels in the house.
As your stomach grows just wear your pants lower
and flop it over the waistband. Then brag that unlike your wife, you still
wear the same size you did when you got married.
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