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How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct

He does not have a beer gut, He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not quiet, He is a Conversational Minimalist.

He is not stupid, He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

He does not get lost all the time, He discovers Alternative Destinations.

He is not balding, He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a cradle robber, He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk, He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

He does not have his head up his ass, He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion.

He is not short, He is Anatomically Compact.

He does not have a rich daddy, He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.

He does not constantly talk about cars, He has a Vehicular Addiction.

He does not have a hot body, He is Physically Combustible.

He is not unsophisticated, He is Socially Challenged.

He does not eat like a pig, He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

He is not a bad dancer, He is Overly Caucasian.

He is not a sex machine, He is Romantically Automated.

He does not hog the blankets, He is Thermally Unappreciative

(Thank you Rie, from the BUG board!)

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