1. You broke a nail one-hour before the big date. Do you:
     a. Rush out to the nearest salon for a repair?
     b. Continue with the date, but keep your hand in his pocket the entire evening?
     c. Cancel the date - all men are jerks anyway?

2. You just found out your husband is seeing another woman. Do you:
     a. Grovel for another chance?
     b. Hide his car keys in the freezer?
     c. Secretly put the house, car, bank accounts, yacht, investments, and all other       accumulated assets, in your name and your name only?

3. Your mother-in-law is on the phone droning away and All My Children is about to begin. Do you:
     a. Press 'record' on the VCR and continue with your conversation?
     b. Explain that you have to finish washing the floors and cooking her son's favorite meal (ha), but that you'll be sure to call her back later?
     c. Tell her that her son just walked in 'horny as all hell' so you'll have to go for now (and then make a mental note to install caller i.d.)?

Scores: a=0, b=2, c=5

Totals:

0 to 6: Get a life, girl!

7 to 9: You're almost there, stop dragging your feet ...  step over!

10 to 15: Way to go! You've got what it takes to be a Kiss-OFF! woman!

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