Life Without Woman!
no more re-adjusting your mirrors and seats every time you get in your car
toilet seat is already up after consuming 18-pack of beer
paper plates come in two choices - disposable and still usable
buddies, bar, buddies, chicks, bar buddies, home, beer, fart, sleep
porno flick can remain in the VCR
junk drawer actually holds junk
you can kill the cat
old beer cans do suffice as ash trays
all the laundry can be sorted and forcibly smashed down hard enough to submerge into just one load
no more doilies
toilet paper conveniently left on the floor for easy reach
it's perfectly acceptable to fart at the table
frilly, flowery shower curtains can be used to bury the carcass of her now dead cat
closet space
no more shrieking of your name when there is a spider nearby
buddies, bar, buddies, chicks, bar buddies, home, beer, fart, sleep
commercials with bikini-clad blondes selling long distance are, indeed, worth watching
no more cold toes between your thighs at 3:10 a.m.
dead cat's food bowl doubles as a urinal
housework can be done in one lap - bathroom, fridge, beer, couch
her drinks are no longer a major drain to your savings account
condoms proudly displayed in your wallet once again
~by Tigress Luv, the Breakup Guru
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