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SIGNS THE ROMANCE HAS GONE OUT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP

• You let one rip in your sleep and don't care if he hears.
• Talking dirty in bed means shouting obscenities when he hogs the blanket.
• Chivalry's as dead as the door he lets slam in your face.
• PMS lasts all month.
• Your jumbo box of absorbent maxi-pads is on open display.
• "Honey, what are you thinking?" is now, "Are you finished yet?!"
• He yawns when you bitch about that guy hitting on you at work.
• Those frilly, lacy, tiny panties have become way too uncomfortable.
• Two weeks no orgasm.
• Three weeks no orgasm ... and you still don't miss it.
• When he lends you five bucks, he expects it back.
• You'd rather spend quality time with your vibrator.
• The way he breathes is getting on your nerves.
• Spouse using your toothbrush to scrub tile grout.
• Candlelight dinners now illuminated by sticks of dynamite.
• Spouse has gone from moaning while making love to moaning ABOUT making love.
• Victoria's Secret? More like K-Mart's Special.
• The only thigh you see on your anniversary is at KFC.
• Morning breath no longer gives you that same thrill.
• Husband's casual suggestions to "try swinging" are growing alarmingly frequent.
• Your husband wants to adopt a 17 year-old waitress from Hooters.
• A romantic Saturday night at home now includes Dr.Quinn, Medicine Woman.
• Husband keeping list of things he'll do after you're finally dead.
• Request for sex now gets him $100 and a ticket to Vegas.

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