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BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN

• We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
• We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
• When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
• We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.
• We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a "little woman syndrome."
• We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... no it's much easier for us to get it in the first place.
• We can get off with those years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
• We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.
• We got off the Titanic first.
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dorks in ours.
• We have total control over our eyebrows.
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
• It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.
• We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...womanhood.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
• We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.
• We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
• It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.
• We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

WOW! WOMEN AND MEN

WOMEN:

1. Women have strengths that amaze men.
2. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
3. They smile when they want to scream.
4. They sing when they want to cry.
5. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
6. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend after a snowy drive home.
7. Women have special qualities about them.
8. They volunteer for good causes.
9. They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins.
10. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors.
11. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
12. They fight for what they believe in.
13. They stand up for injustice.
14. They are in the front row at PTA meetings.
15. They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues.
16. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the Right school and for getting their family the right health care.
17. They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for things that make for a better life.
18. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
19. They do without new shoes so their children can have them.
20. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
21. They love unconditionally.
22. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
23. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power.
24. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
25. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
26. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
27. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
28. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
29. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
30. A woman's touch can cure any ailment.
31. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
32. She can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
33. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
34. They live in homes, apartments and cabins.
35. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
36. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
37. Women do more than just give birth.
38. They bring joy and hope.
39. They give compassion and ideals.
40. They give moral support to their family and friends.
41. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

MEN:

1. Men are good at lifting heavy stuff.