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The Difference Between the Two Planets

Wants and needs on Venus and on Mars

Venus-The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship

Mars-Food, sex, and beer

Communication on Venus and on Mars

Venus-The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner

Mars-Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys

Butt on Venus and on Mars

Venus-The body part that all clothing manufactures makes "looks bigger"

Mars-The organ of mooning and farting

Commitment on Venus and on Mars

Venus-A desire to get married and raise a family

Mars-Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend

Entertainment on Venus and on Mars

Venus-A good movie, concert, play or book

Mars-Anything with one ball, two fields, or three stooges

Flatulence on Venus and on Mars

Venus-An embarrassing byproduct of digestion

Mars-An endless source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding

Glass Ceiling on Venus and on Mars

Venus-The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the top in business

Mars-What would really be great since that hot babe works in the office above!

Lesbian on Venus and on Mars

Venus-A woman who makes love to other women

Mars-A woman who has sex with other women so men can get turned on

Making love on Venus and on Mars

Venus-The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve

Mars-What men have to call "boinking" to get women to "boink"

Remote control on Venus and on Mars

Venus-A device for changing from one TV channel to another

Mars-A device for scanning through all 99 channel every 2 minutes

Taste on Venus and on Mars

Venus-Something you do to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good

Mars-Something you do to food you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out

Thingy on Venus and on Mars

Venus-Any part under a car's hood

Mars-The strap fastener on a woman's bra

Vulnerable

Venus-Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another

Mars-Playing ball without a cup

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