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What She Really Means

What she says What it really means

I Love You = I Can Quit My Job Now

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

I'm not upset  = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains . . .= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes  = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?  = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?  = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?  = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD

Those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom . . .= and did you bring your checkbook?

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In answer to the question: "What's wrong?"

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole

I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam

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What A Women Says... What a  Man Should Hear...

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
Don't do laundry right now"

What a man should hear:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon
blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I
blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor
blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes
blah, blah, blah, blah, right now

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