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SURE SIGNS YOU STINK IN BED!

• After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
• Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
• Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"
• Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
• Only moans during commercial breaks.
• Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.
• Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.
• Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.
• You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
• Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
• During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."
• Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.
• Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.
• Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
• Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?"
• Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.
• Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
• Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
• She yells out her own name.
• Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin.

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